dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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