you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I am spending my child support on dildos
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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