are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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