just come out here and I will go home with you...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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