woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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