I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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