mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I had to cum in my sink.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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