you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Randomize
