Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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