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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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