Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
