He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you would pick up someone in the library
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
