Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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