she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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