Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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