You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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