just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Sorry my hands just texted you
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
