i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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