I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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