so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
did you just send me my own nude
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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