Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nice meating you last night
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Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Will exercising make me less horny?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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