yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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