So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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