Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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