I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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