And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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