just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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