even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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