hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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