Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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