Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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