The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
