I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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