just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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