Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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