Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
