just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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