i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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