Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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