i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Me too!
oh god the rape fog is back!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
