I want to walk on stilts...naked
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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