sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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