oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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