I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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