Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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