Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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