I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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