tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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