Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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