I feel like abortions should bother me more
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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