Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
