Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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