Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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