thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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