I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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