k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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