yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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